Bill likes football very much, and he often goes to matches in our town on Saturdays. He does not go the best seats, because they are very expensive and he does not see his friends there.
There was a big football match in our town last Saturday. First it was very cold and cloudy, but then the sun shone, and it was very hot.
There were a lot of people on benches round Bill at the match. Bill was on one bench, and there was a fat man on a bench behind him. First the fat man was cold, but then he was very hot. He took his coat off and put it in front of him, but it fell on Bill's head. Bill was not angry. He took the coat off his head, looked at it and then smiled and said, 'Thank you - but where are the trousers?'