A tourist was standing outside a very big church in Germany when a wedding party got out of some cars and went into the church. Everybody was very well dressed, and there were a lot of photographers, so the tourist thought, 'The people getting married must be famous.' he turned to a man who was standing beside him and said, 'What is the name of the man who is getting married?'
The man answered, 'Ich spreche kein Englisch.'
The tourist thanked him and went into the church. As he was coming out of another door, a coffin was carried out. There had been a funeral service in one of the side chapels of the church.
The tourist turned to one of the people in the church and said, 'Whose funeral was that?'
The man answered, 'Ich spreche kein English.'
'Well,' said the tourist, 'his marriage didn't last long.'